February 2012
“I’m not a talker, I’m not a thinker - I’m a writer. I think when I’m writing....”
– Haruki Murakami (via murakamistuff
)
“May I kiss you then? On this miserable paper? I might as well open the window...”
– Franz Kafka (via thenocturnals)
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we're watching the Chamber of Secrets, and my...
cinderdrilla:
Reblog if no one has a crush on you.
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation.
Woman: It can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
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nicklugo:
wow i’m sorry rough sex is just so hot anything rough is hot
I feel so strange lately, I can’t even word how it is. It’s not bad but it’s not good as well.
queen-moriarty:
limiculous:
Yes, it’s violin....
